I know this sounds pathetic, but after watching Captain America 2: The Winter Soldier decided to watch Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. for 2 reasons…IT’S THE FOLLOW UP TO THE MOVIE FOR STARTERS…the other reason is to see if Bill Paxton would be Chet Donnelly or Private Hudson…EVER NOTICE THAT HE EITHER PLAYS 2 TYPES OF CHARACTERS…he’s either a bad ass in a room full of bitches or a bitch in a room full of bad asses….AND SAYING THAT THE ENTIRE CAST OF SHIELD ARE A BUNCH OF BORING ASS BITCHES, YOU CAN GUESS WHAT OUR GUESS IS…and boy was i right…PAXTON WAS CHET DOING HUDSON’S JOB IF CHET WAS COMPETENT……the show’s acting’s so bad that even bill paxton makes the cast of Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. look like bitches (like all the Star Trek spin off shows)…AND IT TAKES FOREVER TO GET GOOD IN EVERY FUCKING EPISODE…even in the Thor 2: The Dark World spin off episode took like 15 minutes to finally show Sif…AND THE MUSIC IS SO FUCKING CHEESY…and just when you think it’s over…IT DOESN’T END IT DRAGS TO A CLIFFHANGER…i mean…COME ON…if Honest Trailers calls Captain America - The First Avenger a filler movie for Avengers…THEN AGENTS OF SHIELD ARE EVEN MORE OF A FILLER SHOW FOR ANY GOOD MARVEL MOVIE…i know we gotta give this show a chance and support it like a pity fuck band, but come on…CAN’T WAIT FOR THE OTHER MARVEL MOVIES TO COME OUT!
CAPTAIN ANARCHY THE MOVIE
An Editorial from Ziggy the Mancat (by Lost Anarchy Magazine)…THIS VIDEO CAUSED SOME HATEMAIL…bring on some more