ATTENTION PARENTS W/ TEENAGE KIDS…please, for the love of god…BEAT YOUR KIDS…the boys are the girls and the girls are the boys…IF YOU DON’T DO THIS WE WILL BECOME AN AMAZONIAN SOCIETY (and later an incectian society where the males are used for reproduction and then eaten by the queen)…and let’s face it…BROADS GENERALLY MAKE THE WORST LEADERS…why…THEY THINK W/ EMOTION RATHER THAN LOGIC (alright, men think w/ their dicks)…i know i sound like a male shuvanist pig, but i look at it like this…MOJO IS ALWAYS RIGHT AND KNOWS IS OWN KIND (self absorbed, emotional little bitches who were over medicated as a child) WHEN HE SEES THEM…i was the prototype of this generation, goddamnit…BRING IT ON, BITCHES! what did the people who made Dredd 3D do to make them get screwed in the deal…IT’S LIKE THE STUDIOS INTENDED TO HAVE IT BOMB…it was the best movie of the year and it bombed in the theatres and now the dvd won’t be out til january…FUCKING FUKKHEDZ! NOW A MESSAGE OF HATE…never trust a Vegan or Vegetarian…WHY…they’re more likely do more drugs than the average person, have the excuse that they don’t eat animals to give them the right to treat people like shit, lack the protein to give them any real brain cells that omnivores have, and are always smug…IN SHORT…shoot first and ask questions later…YOU KNOW, CUZ THEY ARE FOOD AND THAT’S IT…i have a message about a certain death metal singer of a certain band…IF YOU SLASH SOMEONE’S TIRED YOU’S A PUNK ASS BITCH…i’m not saying this outa personal reasonings, but outa pure principle…THAT’S WHAT A SPITEFUL PROM DATE WOULD DO WHEN HER DATE DITCHES HER…that and if you don’t sell enough tix at yer show and show up late…DON’T BE SURPRISED IF THE PROMOTER DENIES YOU AT THAT GIG, YOU FUCKING PEASANT…wanna fight about it…IT’S TIME TO TRASH TALK ON ACTORS WHO RUIN MOVIE FRANCHISES: Shia LaBeouf (he’s on the top of our list for obvious reasons), Emma Stone (every movie you are cast in will bomb, cuz you are cursed), that chick from The Hunger Games (you ruined X-Men: First Class), Scott Bakula (it’s not his fault, but if you make a movie franchise that is about to go under you hire this man), Danє Cook (he’s just ho rrible), Ryan Reynolds (dane cook’s clone), Joseph Gordon-Levitt (nuff said, he ruined gijoe and batman), anyone from The Twilight Saga (literally the cast, director, producer, writer, author, fans, even the boom mic guy), Collin Farrell (it’s not his fault it’s his agent for casting him in remakes), and whoever i’m missing…FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU…please, for the love of god…STOP SUCKING YOUR AGENT’S DICK! NOW THAT WE GOT THE RANDOM HATEMAIL OUT OF THE WAY…it’s back to business, goddamnit…AS YOU KNOW NAMM IS A MONTH AWAY…we here at Lost Anarchy Magazine are doing out NAMM issue and you will so want to be in it…IT’LL BE PASSED OUT ALL OVER THE TRADE SHOW THAT IS NAMM AS WELL AS OTHER PLACES TO PROMOTE IT…deadline is december 20th and the release date is december 31st aka New Year’s Eve…AD RATES ARE AFFORDABLE (have you seen the prices in la weekly or skinnie)…here are our ad rates:  FULL COVER/2 PAGE COLOR SPREAD $900HALF COVER/1 PAGE COLOR $700SMALL LOGO ON THE COVER/1 PAGE COLOR $500SMALL LOGO ON THE COVER/HALF PAGE COLOR $300SMALL LOGO ON THE COVER/1 PAGE B&W $200SMALL LOGO ON THE COVER/HALF PAGE B&W $100

ATTENTION PARENTS W/ TEENAGE KIDS…please, for the love of god…BEAT YOUR KIDS…the boys are the girls and the girls are the boys…IF YOU DON’T DO THIS WE WILL BECOME AN AMAZONIAN SOCIETY (and later an incectian society where the males are used for reproduction and then eaten by the queen)…and let’s face it…BROADS GENERALLY MAKE THE WORST LEADERS…why…THEY THINK W/ EMOTION RATHER THAN LOGIC (alright, men think w/ their dicks)…i know i sound like a male shuvanist pig, but i look at it like this…MOJO IS ALWAYS RIGHT AND KNOWS IS OWN KIND (self absorbed, emotional little bitches who were over medicated as a child) WHEN HE SEES THEM…i was the prototype of this generation, goddamnit…BRING IT ON, BITCHES!

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what did the people who made Dredd 3D do to make them get screwed in the deal…IT’S LIKE THE STUDIOS INTENDED TO HAVE IT BOMB…it was the best movie of the year and it bombed in the theatres and now the dvd won’t be out til january…FUCKING FUKKHEDZ!
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NOW A MESSAGE OF HATE…never trust a Vegan or Vegetarian…WHY…they’re more likely do more drugs than the average person, have the excuse that they don’t eat animals to give them the right to treat people like shit, lack the protein to give them any real brain cells that omnivores have, and are always smug…IN SHORT…shoot first and ask questions later…YOU KNOW, CUZ THEY ARE FOOD AND THAT’S IT…i have a message about a certain death metal singer of a certain band…IF YOU SLASH SOMEONE’S TIRED YOU’S A PUNK ASS BITCH…i’m not saying this outa personal reasonings, but outa pure principle…THAT’S WHAT A SPITEFUL PROM DATE WOULD DO WHEN HER DATE DITCHES HER…that and if you don’t sell enough tix at yer show and show up late…DON’T BE SURPRISED IF THE PROMOTER DENIES YOU AT THAT GIG, YOU FUCKING PEASANT…wanna fight about it…IT’S TIME TO TRASH TALK ON ACTORS WHO RUIN MOVIE FRANCHISES: Shia LaBeouf (he’s on the top of our list for obvious reasons), Emma Stone (every movie you are cast in will bomb, cuz you are cursed), that chick from The Hunger Games (you ruined X-Men: First Class), Scott Bakula (it’s not his fault, but if you make a movie franchise that is about to go under you hire this man), Danє Cook (he’s just ho
rrible), Ryan Reynolds (dane cook’s clone), Joseph Gordon-Levitt (nuff said, he ruined gijoe and batman), anyone from The Twilight Saga (literally the cast, director, producer, writer, author, fans, even the boom mic guy), Collin Farrell (it’s not his fault it’s his agent for casting him in remakes), and whoever i’m missing…FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU…please, for the love of god…STOP SUCKING YOUR AGENT’S DICK!
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NOW THAT WE GOT THE RANDOM HATEMAIL OUT OF THE WAY…it’s back to business, goddamnit…AS YOU KNOW NAMM IS A MONTH AWAY…we here at Lost Anarchy Magazine are doing out NAMM issue and you will so want to be in it…IT’LL BE PASSED OUT ALL OVER THE TRADE SHOW THAT IS NAMM AS WELL AS OTHER PLACES TO PROMOTE IT…deadline is december 20th and the release date is december 31st aka New Year’s Eve…AD RATES ARE AFFORDABLE (have you seen the prices in la weekly or skinnie)…here are our ad rates: 
FULL COVER/2 PAGE COLOR SPREAD $900
HALF COVER/1 PAGE COLOR $700
SMALL LOGO ON THE COVER/1 PAGE COLOR $500
SMALL LOGO ON THE COVER/HALF PAGE COLOR $300
SMALL LOGO ON THE COVER/1 PAGE B&W $200
SMALL LOGO ON THE COVER/HALF PAGE B&W $100
Dec 10 2012 1 note
This morning Necro Nicki thought i was her bitch again and i realized that if you enable people w/ their bad behavior bad karma will follow…A LESSON TO ALL Y’ALL TO GET YOUR SPINE BACK…you see, this year is a valid lesson of broads getting you into trouble…ONE GOT MOJO’S VIP STATUS VETOED FROM A VENUE (the new general manager from the viper room took my house guest powers taken away, cuz of the fabulous miss wendy) AND THE OTHER CONTINUES TO DO STUPID DECISIONS AND CONTINUES TO DRAG MOJO INTO IT (necro nicki)…this morning i stood up for myself to one of em…AND SINCE MOJO GOT MONEY OUT OF BOTH OF THEM IT’S TIME TO MOVE ON…still, i wish wendy would still put out, cuz she was a whole lotta fun, but whatever…THE PRICE OF HAVING INTEGRITY…i wish i was stupid like nicki so i can get whatever i want…THIS IS THE DOWNSIDE OF OUR MODERN SOCIETY…the dumber you are the more you get the smarter you are the harder you have to either work…THAT OR THERE’S ALWAYS PLAN B!

This morning Necro Nicki thought i was her bitch again and i realized that if you enable people w/ their bad behavior bad karma will follow…A LESSON TO ALL Y’ALL TO GET YOUR SPINE BACK…you see, this year is a valid lesson of broads getting you into trouble…ONE GOT MOJO’S VIP STATUS VETOED FROM A VENUE (the new general manager from the viper room took my house guest powers taken away, cuz of the fabulous miss wendy) AND THE OTHER CONTINUES TO DO STUPID DECISIONS AND CONTINUES TO DRAG MOJO INTO IT (necro nicki)…this morning i stood up for myself to one of em…AND SINCE MOJO GOT MONEY OUT OF BOTH OF THEM IT’S TIME TO MOVE ON…still, i wish wendy would still put out, cuz she was a whole lotta fun, but whatever…THE PRICE OF HAVING INTEGRITY…i wish i was stupid like nicki so i can get whatever i want…THIS IS THE DOWNSIDE OF OUR MODERN SOCIETY…the dumber you are the more you get the smarter you are the harder you have to either work…THAT OR THERE’S ALWAYS PLAN B!

Oct 22 2012
Last night was bullshit…WHAT HAPPENED YOU ASK…well, let’s just say i’m over drama queens who choose losers over winners, cuz last night a certain female lead singer of a certain death metal band played their first show at a certain world famous night club and in the process lied, brought a new fuck buddy who was below me, promised to talk about it, but instead hid behind her friends and said that I was stalking her…TYPICAL FUCKERTON POSER, NO…did i mention that she gave me a ticket for her show and was asked to print out her set list (which i did) and yet i’m the stalker…SHE IS ALSO THE SAME PERSON WHO GOT A DUI THE LAST TIME SHE SCREWED MOJO OVER LIKE THIS (did i mention that i rescued her ass from jail the next day out of bad judgement and took her to get her car out of impound and yet im the fucking stalker)…let that be a lesson for yas…THIS GENERATION ARE A BUNCH OF SELFISH FUKKHEDZ WHO ARE GONNA FUCK UP THIS COUNTRY…that and i was so D.E.N.N.I.S.ed by this broad…SHE DEFINED HER VALUE, ENGAGED PHYSICALLY, NURTURED DEPENDENCE, NEGLECTED EMOTIONALLY, INSPIRED HOPE, AND SEPARATED ENTIRELY…last time i had a situation like this was last year when i dated some broad for a week and she dumped me for some fat, shit eating, poser ass photographer w/ no real connections (and had the balls to call me low class when she lived in a trailer park in compton, fucking compton)…AND YES, SHE WAS FROM THIS NEW SELFISH GENERATION OF FUKKHEDZ…the ones who don’t know what they really want, could do something great, and end up hooking up w/ some loser over a winner…MOJO, STOP YOUR BITCHING…she needs to grow the fuck up and i need to just grow a pair, go for broads more my age who are not barflies on the sunset strip!

Last night was bullshit…WHAT HAPPENED YOU ASK…well, let’s just say i’m over drama queens who choose losers over winners, cuz last night a certain female lead singer of a certain death metal band played their first show at a certain world famous night club and in the process lied, brought a new fuck buddy who was below me, promised to talk about it, but instead hid behind her friends and said that I was stalking her…TYPICAL FUCKERTON POSER, NO…did i mention that she gave me a ticket for her show and was asked to print out her set list (which i did) and yet i’m the stalker…SHE IS ALSO THE SAME PERSON WHO GOT A DUI THE LAST TIME SHE SCREWED MOJO OVER LIKE THIS (did i mention that i rescued her ass from jail the next day out of bad judgement and took her to get her car out of impound and yet im the fucking stalker)…let that be a lesson for yas…THIS GENERATION ARE A BUNCH OF SELFISH FUKKHEDZ WHO ARE GONNA FUCK UP THIS COUNTRY…that and i was so D.E.N.N.I.S.ed by this broad…SHE DEFINED HER VALUE, ENGAGED PHYSICALLY, NURTURED DEPENDENCE, NEGLECTED EMOTIONALLY, INSPIRED HOPE, AND SEPARATED ENTIRELY…last time i had a situation like this was last year when i dated some broad for a week and she dumped me for some fat, shit eating, poser ass photographer w/ no real connections (and had the balls to call me low class when she lived in a trailer park in compton, fucking compton)…AND YES, SHE WAS FROM THIS NEW SELFISH GENERATION OF FUKKHEDZ…the ones who don’t know what they really want, could do something great, and end up hooking up w/ some loser over a winner…MOJO, STOP YOUR BITCHING…she needs to grow the fuck up and i need to just grow a pair, go for broads more my age who are not barflies on the sunset strip!

Sep 8 2012 1 note
BACK TO THE FREDDY KRUEGER DEBATE FROM THE OTHER DAY…this is what Robert Englund said about Jackie Earle Haley: Jackie is not big, and I think that Jackie’s size is gonna really work. One of the metaphors I’ve used for Freddy is a little rabid dog that just bites your ankle and holds on. And I think Jackie brings that, with his own physicality, to the role, without ever having to work it a little bit…THAT AND YOU KNOW WHAT GOT HIM THE ROLE…it was his role as Rorschach - Watchmen…MOJO IS NOT TROLLING HE IS RESEARCHING…in lamens terms…ROBERT ENGLUND ADMITS THAT HALEY DID A BETTER JOB THAN HIM…that and they’s 2 peas in a pod…BOTH CALIFORNIA NATIVES (los angeles county to be exact), BOTH WERE CHILD ACTORS…it was like it was destiny…AND TO TOP IT OFF…haley just gives off the creepy vibe naturally while englund gives off the rob halford sounding like green jello…WHATEVER…the dorks from The Horror Drunx will just debate me, cuz they’s purists…DON’T GET ME WRONG…i used to think like you and there are some movies that shouldn’t be remade…LIKE TOTAL RECALL…i did like the Rob Zombie halloween better than the original, cuz they actually show myers’ point of view where you almost feel sorry for him…THAT AND JASON VS FREDDY WAS AWESOME (prolly, cuz horror flicks are just so damn cliche)…that and face it…HORROR MOVIES ARE FOR STUPID PEOPLE…they’s not scary and it pisses me the fuck off that sci-fi and comic book nerds are unaccepted, but horror movie nerds are considered cool…DUDE, THEY’S NERDS TOO FOR FUCK SAKES…sci-fi takes more intelligence to comprehend (not to mention a bigger budget) and comicbooks are the precursor to pop, sub, and counter culture…WHAT NIGGA WHAT?

BACK TO THE FREDDY KRUEGER DEBATE FROM THE OTHER DAY…this is what Robert Englund said about Jackie Earle Haley: Jackie is not big, and I think that Jackie’s size is gonna really work. One of the metaphors I’ve used for Freddy is a little rabid dog that just bites your ankle and holds on. And I think Jackie brings that, with his own physicality, to the role, without ever having to work it a little bit…THAT AND YOU KNOW WHAT GOT HIM THE ROLE…it was his role as Rorschach - Watchmen…MOJO IS NOT TROLLING HE IS RESEARCHING…in lamens terms…ROBERT ENGLUND ADMITS THAT HALEY DID A BETTER JOB THAN HIM…that and they’s 2 peas in a pod…BOTH CALIFORNIA NATIVES (los angeles county to be exact), BOTH WERE CHILD ACTORS…it was like it was destiny…AND TO TOP IT OFF…haley just gives off the creepy vibe naturally while englund gives off the rob halford sounding like green jello…WHATEVER…the dorks from The Horror Drunx will just debate me, cuz they’s purists…DON’T GET ME WRONG…i used to think like you and there are some movies that shouldn’t be remade…LIKE TOTAL RECALL…i did like the Rob Zombie halloween better than the original, cuz they actually show myers’ point of view where you almost feel sorry for him…THAT AND JASON VS FREDDY WAS AWESOME (prolly, cuz horror flicks are just so damn cliche)…that and face it…HORROR MOVIES ARE FOR STUPID PEOPLE…they’s not scary and it pisses me the fuck off that sci-fi and comic book nerds are unaccepted, but horror movie nerds are considered cool…DUDE, THEY’S NERDS TOO FOR FUCK SAKES…sci-fi takes more intelligence to comprehend (not to mention a bigger budget) and comicbooks are the precursor to pop, sub, and counter culture…WHAT NIGGA WHAT?

Sep 7 2012 1 note
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Sep 5 2012

Kickin’ it w/ Zambo at the Orange International Street Fair 2012

Sep 2 2012
I just woke up to the most wonderful dream where it seemed that I was in a basement where people (just like in nazi germany) were standing in line to get tortured to death by some unseen hair dresser. One of the unlucky victims was Guillermo Díaz (scarface from half baked) who said, “i’m bald, bee, i don’t need a haircut” and then they cut into his head w/ scissors and then Danny DiVito was next and so I cut in line and said I was next and while cutting in line I saw a chick w/ a dick on the ground and saw that the guy doing all the torturing (the ring leader to these murders) was some poser ass faggot w/ a fauxhawk and then I said, ” you’re the guy who’s everyone afraid of?” and then I grabbed a sharp razor blade and carved my warpaint into my face and continued to say, “if i’m gonna die it’s gonna be on my terms and looking like who i really am”. After I carved my face, I continued to say, “meet my pals” and who appears, but pinhead, freddy krugger, jason vorhese, chucky’s family, michael myers, ghost face, pennywise, jigsaw, the gremlins, leatherface, necro nicki, and my pet vultures appear and then I wake up…TALK ABOUT AWESOME…i just wished i saw the result of it all and then I continued to vision the rest in my head while in the shower…WE ALL FEASTED ON THEIR BODIES…after all…THEY ALL NEEDED TO DIE…after all…PREDATORS HUNT THE WEAK WHILE VULTURES SCAVENGE!

I just woke up to the most wonderful dream where it seemed that I was in a basement where people (just like in nazi germany) were standing in line to get tortured to death by some unseen hair dresser. One of the unlucky victims was Guillermo Díaz (scarface from half baked) who said, “i’m bald, bee, i don’t need a haircut” and then they cut into his head w/ scissors and then Danny DiVito was next and so I cut in line and said I was next and while cutting in line I saw a chick w/ a dick on the ground and saw that the guy doing all the torturing (the ring leader to these murders) was some poser ass faggot w/ a fauxhawk and then I said, ” you’re the guy who’s everyone afraid of?” and then I grabbed a sharp razor blade and carved my warpaint into my face and continued to say, “if i’m gonna die it’s gonna be on my terms and looking like who i really am”. After I carved my face, I continued to say, “meet my pals” and who appears, but pinhead, freddy krugger, jason vorhese, chucky’s family, michael myers, ghost face, pennywise, jigsaw, the gremlins, leatherface, necro nicki, and my pet vultures appear and then I wake up…TALK ABOUT AWESOME…i just wished i saw the result of it all and then I continued to vision the rest in my head while in the shower…WE ALL FEASTED ON THEIR BODIES…after all…THEY ALL NEEDED TO DIE…after all…PREDATORS HUNT THE WEAK WHILE VULTURES SCAVENGE!

Aug 20 2012
The Hunger Games and The Twilight Saga is proof that there is a forth genre that makes things gay…WHAT DOES WHITE SUPREMACY, CHRISTIANITY, AND MUSICAL THEATER HAVE IN COMMON…they make everything gay…NOW ADD SHIT MARKETED TO ANNOYING TEENAGE GIRLS…come on, the hunger games is mad max for annoying teenage girls…GAAAAAAAY…here’s a concept…WHO DO YOU CALL WHEN YOU WANT TO END A MOVIE OR TV FRANCHISE THAT’S FAILING…none other than Scott Bakula…WHY…well, after Quantum Leap he was in Major League: Back to the Minors aka major league 3 and he was in Star Trek: Enterprise (the prequel series)…SO SAD, CUZ HE’S A DECENT ACTOR…now i am watching Hellraiser: Hellworld and just finished Hellraiser: Inferno while waiting for the season finale of Workaholics and all i’m gonna say is that you know horror flicks are bad when they have more than 6 in a series…THE ONLY THING GOOD ABOUT THOSE MOVIES IS THAT THE STUPID DIE…why can’t it be like that in real life…OH NO A CHICK FLICK…you know you are bored when yer watching the only non-comic book movie w/ Chris Evans in it…DAMN INSOMNIA SUX…on the bright side this chick flick isn’t as bad as i thought it was gonna be, but i will say this…THE CREATOR OF THIS FILM IS A FUCKING GOLD DIGGING WHORE…and finally, to all those movie critics who give good reviews to The Dark Knight Rises…FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU…that film was a disappointment…SURE IT WASN’T AS BAD AS THE SCHUMAKER BATMANS, BUT IT’S STILL BAD…why…EVERYTHING EXCEPT CATWOMAN AND THE BATWING…the same can be said to peeps who said good reviews to every fucking cliche movie that has the same plot as everyone else…AND WHAT’S W/ THIS REALISM SHIT YER ALL DOING TO OUR FANTASY…i’m sorry, but we go to the movies to escape reality…COME ON….you took out the mythology in Troy: The Movie and don’t get me started on green lighting movies w/ the same plot less than 6 months from each other…SOMEONE NEEDS TO HOLD HOLLYWOOD HOSTAGE!

The Hunger Games and The Twilight Saga is proof that there is a forth genre that makes things gay…WHAT DOES WHITE SUPREMACY, CHRISTIANITY, AND MUSICAL THEATER HAVE IN COMMON…they make everything gay…NOW ADD SHIT MARKETED TO ANNOYING TEENAGE GIRLS…come on, the hunger games is mad max for annoying teenage girls…GAAAAAAAY…here’s a concept…WHO DO YOU CALL WHEN YOU WANT TO END A MOVIE OR TV FRANCHISE THAT’S FAILING…none other than Scott Bakula…WHY…well, after Quantum Leap he was in Major League: Back to the Minors aka major league 3 and he was in Star Trek: Enterprise (the prequel series)…SO SAD, CUZ HE’S A DECENT ACTOR…now i am watching Hellraiser: Hellworld and just finished Hellraiser: Inferno while waiting for the season finale of Workaholics and all i’m gonna say is that you know horror flicks are bad when they have more than 6 in a series…THE ONLY THING GOOD ABOUT THOSE MOVIES IS THAT THE STUPID DIE…why can’t it be like that in real life…OH NO A CHICK FLICK…you know you are bored when yer watching the only non-comic book movie w/ Chris Evans in it…DAMN INSOMNIA SUX…on the bright side this chick flick isn’t as bad as i thought it was gonna be, but i will say this…THE CREATOR OF THIS FILM IS A FUCKING GOLD DIGGING WHORE…and finally, to all those movie critics who give good reviews to The Dark Knight Rises…FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU…that film was a disappointment…SURE IT WASN’T AS BAD AS THE SCHUMAKER BATMANS, BUT IT’S STILL BAD…why…EVERYTHING EXCEPT CATWOMAN AND THE BATWING…the same can be said to peeps who said good reviews to every fucking cliche movie that has the same plot as everyone else…AND WHAT’S W/ THIS REALISM SHIT YER ALL DOING TO OUR FANTASY…i’m sorry, but we go to the movies to escape reality…COME ON….you took out the mythology in Troy: The Movie and don’t get me started on green lighting movies w/ the same plot less than 6 months from each other…SOMEONE NEEDS TO HOLD HOLLYWOOD HOSTAGE!

Aug 1 2012
fuck being humble…THOSE WHO TELL YA TO BE HUMBLE JUST WANT FREE LABOR…i am 10 years behind, cuz of it…LEARN FROM MOJO’S MISTAKES…as for friends…BAD FOR BUSINESS, CUZ THEY EXPECT EVERYTHING FOR FREE…especially ghetto peasants…THEY THINK IF YER FROM MIDDLE CLASS OR UPPER MIDDLE CLASS THAT YER RICH…i’m sorry, but if i was rich i would have a house boughten for me…PICK ON A TRUST FUND BRAT, NOT MOJO…also to Brian Singer…STOP RAPING THE X-MEN MOVIES…the original X-Men trilogy was all Wolverine, then you made 2 prequels and only X-Men: First Class was good (minus 2 things)…WHEN ARE YOU GONNA PUT MR SINISTER AND APOCALYPSE IN IT FOR FUCK SAKES…and don’t get me started on Troy: The Movie…TAKING ALL THE GODS OUT OF THE MOVIE AND GIVING IT A REALISTIC APPROACH WHEN IF YOU READ THE BOOK THEY WERE THE BIG CAUSE OF THE STORY, GODDAMNIT…i will say it again…WHY ARE HORROR MOVIE NERDS CONSIDERED NOT AS NERDY AS SCI-FI NERDS…i’m sorry, but horror movies are overrated and stupid…WHY DOES MOJO LIKE THE ROB ZOMBIE REMAKE OF HALLOWEEN…it’s from the point of view of the monster rather than the usual cliche of all the others…DUMB ASSES RUNNING INTO TROUBLE AND THEN GETTING KILLED…i know i will get a shitload of hatemail on this, but i look at it like this…THE SAME PEEPS WHO ARE BUTT HURT OVER HORROR REMAKES ARE THE SAME POSERS WHO ACTUALLY LIKED THE MICHAEL GRAVES MISFITS…who’s the poser here…AND AS FOR SCI-FI OVER HORROR…at least scifi is based on intelligence rather than stupid frat parties…KINDA LIKE GOING TO THE SLIDEBAR, BUT AT LEAST SOME GIANT RETARD KILLS EM ALL…and finally i know this is cruel as fuck, but seriously…FUCK BENEFIT SHOWS…it’s just another word for no guestlists…YES…i’m a cheap ass jew…AND YES…i’m cruel for saying this, but i look at it like this…IF MOJO DON’T KNOW THE PERSON HE CAN CARE LESS!

fuck being humble…THOSE WHO TELL YA TO BE HUMBLE JUST WANT FREE LABOR…i am 10 years behind, cuz of it…LEARN FROM MOJO’S MISTAKES…as for friends…BAD FOR BUSINESS, CUZ THEY EXPECT EVERYTHING FOR FREE…especially ghetto peasants…THEY THINK IF YER FROM MIDDLE CLASS OR UPPER MIDDLE CLASS THAT YER RICH…i’m sorry, but if i was rich i would have a house boughten for me…PICK ON A TRUST FUND BRAT, NOT MOJO…also to Brian Singer…STOP RAPING THE X-MEN MOVIES…the original X-Men trilogy was all Wolverine, then you made 2 prequels and only X-Men: First Class was good (minus 2 things)…WHEN ARE YOU GONNA PUT MR SINISTER AND APOCALYPSE IN IT FOR FUCK SAKES…and don’t get me started on Troy: The Movie…TAKING ALL THE GODS OUT OF THE MOVIE AND GIVING IT A REALISTIC APPROACH WHEN IF YOU READ THE BOOK THEY WERE THE BIG CAUSE OF THE STORY, GODDAMNIT…i will say it again…WHY ARE HORROR MOVIE NERDS CONSIDERED NOT AS NERDY AS SCI-FI NERDS…i’m sorry, but horror movies are overrated and stupid…WHY DOES MOJO LIKE THE ROB ZOMBIE REMAKE OF HALLOWEEN…it’s from the point of view of the monster rather than the usual cliche of all the others…DUMB ASSES RUNNING INTO TROUBLE AND THEN GETTING KILLED…i know i will get a shitload of hatemail on this, but i look at it like this…THE SAME PEEPS WHO ARE BUTT HURT OVER HORROR REMAKES ARE THE SAME POSERS WHO ACTUALLY LIKED THE MICHAEL GRAVES MISFITS…who’s the poser here…AND AS FOR SCI-FI OVER HORROR…at least scifi is based on intelligence rather than stupid frat parties…KINDA LIKE GOING TO THE SLIDEBAR, BUT AT LEAST SOME GIANT RETARD KILLS EM ALL…and finally i know this is cruel as fuck, but seriously…FUCK BENEFIT SHOWS…it’s just another word for no guestlists…YES…i’m a cheap ass jew…AND YES…i’m cruel for saying this, but i look at it like this…IF MOJO DON’T KNOW THE PERSON HE CAN CARE LESS!

Jul 29 2012
looks like 2nite is gonna be another night of buttrockers being buttrockers w/ Cruefest Hollywood aka old groupie whores making competitive war stories of who gave the best head to has been washed up rockers…SORRY, BUT GROUPIES ARE THE LOWEST ON THE TOTEM POLE…i know you will try and argue w/ me about how i don’t know shit, i wasn’t there when it mattered, bla bla bla…NICE STRETCH MARKS YOU BASTARD MAKER…on the bright side DC4 is on the bill and the duncan bros are my niggas…SEE YA THEN…i’m sorry, but cruefest is a joke…WHAT, OZZFEST GOT CANCELED AND SO YA GOTTA FIND ANOTHER WASHED UP BAND TO HOLD DOWN THE FORT…what about poisonfest, quiet riot fest, enuff z nuff fest, gary glitter fest, fred durst fest, korn fest (wait, they did it was called family values), help me here

looks like 2nite is gonna be another night of buttrockers being buttrockers w/ Cruefest Hollywood aka old groupie whores making competitive war stories of who gave the best head to has been washed up rockers…SORRY, BUT GROUPIES ARE THE LOWEST ON THE TOTEM POLE…i know you will try and argue w/ me about how i don’t know shit, i wasn’t there when it mattered, bla bla bla…NICE STRETCH MARKS YOU BASTARD MAKER…on the bright side DC4 is on the bill and the duncan bros are my niggas…SEE YA THEN…i’m sorry, but cruefest is a joke…WHAT, OZZFEST GOT CANCELED AND SO YA GOTTA FIND ANOTHER WASHED UP BAND TO HOLD DOWN THE FORT…what about poisonfest, quiet riot fest, enuff z nuff fest, gary glitter fest, fred durst fest, korn fest (wait, they did it was called family values), help me here

Jul 28 2012 1 note